We Love Food

Forrest Gump once said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”  Unless it’s February 13, then you know what’s coming because the next day is VALENTINE’S DAY and that means CHOCOLATE. Valentine’s Day is all about celebrating what you love, and here at CPS, that means we’re celebrating food.

We love all foods equally, but when it comes to Valentine’s Day, we’re sending out a little extra love to chocolate. We love chocolate so much that if chocolate had an. . .

Internet, we have some exciting news for you. This Thursday is one of CPS’ favorite food holidays: National French Toast Day! We look forward to it all year long. Whoever invented French toast was a genius. Wikipedia says it was the Romans. Admittedly, we feel a little let down by the name if that’s true. Here we thought we were being very French and sophisticated. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

We plan on waking up early and making as much French toast as possible. Believe it or not, all. . .

Ah, fall.

Every October is like coming home to a good friend. One who bakes pumpkin and cinnamon flavored things. A friend whose favorite holiday is Thanksgiving, but if anyone asks it’s Christmas. Fall is like having a friend who makes a quilt for you, if you were the Earth and the quilt was made of leaves.

That’s deep, internet. That’s deep.

And who would ever know about the arrival of fall without pumpkin spice flavored coffee drinks? Whether they be name-brand or off-brand. . .

Mmm… chicken wraps. Or better yet! Quesadillas. That’s a kind of wrap. These rolled-up lunch entrées are a delicious and healthy part of your nutrition. It takes a so-so salad and wraps it up in delicious carbs. These magical food items turn lunchtime into FUNtime. Wraps transform everything you need in a lunch into everything you want. That’s what these food challenges were about, turning the ‘why’ behind CPS into a FUNducational video series. And this food challenge adventure, as they say, is a. . .

So. Bad news, internet. After our last Cinco de Dryo challenge, water didn’t take us back. We may have been a little harsh with our break-up speech. What were we thinking? Why would you let us to do that to water? Water was always there for us. We miss water so, so much. Our mouths are dry, and we’re scared. We’re scared, internet.

In an attempt to win water back, one brave CPS employee will compete in another show of. . .

For example, chicken. That’s a delicious thing that tastes like chicken.

But who doesn’t love chicken? There’s no fun in proving our love for nature’s most beloved animal. Instead, CPS employees are going head-to-head to prove who loves chicken the most.

The point of today’s episode is to show that people like cooked chicken, not raw egg. We eat a little bit of both in this contest. After the video, there will. . .

We at CPS love salsa – it’s delicious, it goes on everything, and it’s made of vegetables. Really, how else would we get our daily serving of veggies if not by combining them all in one jar? We’ll tell you how: by combining them all in one mouth.

Making salsa is a hassle. Homemade salsa really does taste better. It’s true, we’ve learned this at every big game party and quinceañera we’ve been invited to. Although, given. . .

Most of the world is water. Most of a human being is water. These are facts, people, internet facts. Water powers the Hoover Dam and us. That’s something you and a dam have in common. Ponder that.

Naturally, we love water here at CPS. We love it so much, we drink it throughout the day. We even give away free water (on tap and in beverage machines. . .

Here at CPS, our love of food is not limited to manufactured delicacies. Sometimes, even beyond cooked food. That’s right. On occasion, CPS likes our diet raw. Not in that enlightened foodie way, though. Ohhhh no, we mean ‘raw’ like you were up all night screaming your lungs out at an AC/DC concert and now your throat is raw. And there’s one surefire way to simulate that kind of fun.

Ginger.

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We blog about food a lot. And for some reason, you trust our opinion. What have we ever done to prove to you that we love food so much as to eat a hamburger made entirely of bacon? Or blend all of our favorite chocolate treats into one succulent smoothie? Nothing, that’s what. We’re now offering the hardcore truth about how insane our love of food is. Because there’s nothing softcore about the disgusting feats of hunger that we’ll be delivering to you.

We’re posting video evidence of our. . .